That Ain’t Hot
August 3, 2012
Today’s Kitty Diss-Miss goes out to all the haters on the social media sites who decided to tweet, Facebook, or Blog about Olympic Champion Gabrielle Douglas’ hair. I just need you to know “That Ain’t Hot”. How dare sit behind some desk, or on some bed or wherever your judgmental post happened
to be on the evening that 16 year old Douglas took to the floor to accomplish something that no other African American Gymnast had before her. On that evening she was breaking world records with her talent, skill, spirit, and her God beside her, and you…you were tweeting some of the most insignificant chicken-headed comments ever posted to a social media platform. I say to you, get a life and a sense of priority and better still a hobby (perhaps gymnastics? 😉 Maybe if you were paying more attention to her unmatched athleticism you would have had a take away to apply to your own motivation so that you my friend may one day find yourself as the 1st or only in the history books instead of being one among millions in the “blogosphere”. Unfortunately, long gone are the days of the Grandmama disciplinary who told children that everything don’t need to be discussed out of the house and in the streets. If that was your personal feeling, leave it there, with your person, not on display for the entire world to see. This young girl gave all the blood, sweat and tears that you didn’t even know existed in the human possibility until she showed you, and you undermined all of that in 140 characters or less. Please watch your words and Tweet Responsibly because the world can see
~Kitty Madison Kelly
Okay here is where your Fashion Don’ts will be put on blast. Don’t walk out the door looking like a hot ass mess or else we will find you and talk about you real bad, so don’t say we didn’t try to warn you!
Up first we have the Micaela Schaefer and her infamous Video tape dress. I know I created a post dedicated to this horrible monstrosity that should have never ever seen the light of day, but I thought I’d feature her here as well, because she deserved extra attention for this mess.
I just want to know why? And what the hell is up with the hard looking implants that women get?
Okay I’m so done with this one. On to the next Honey Boo Boo-
I love you Bee but come on Honey Boo Boo… Sometimes more is just more and sometimes it’s necessary, you get it 😉
It’s like a cross between a figure skating ensemble and a costume from a Birdcage Revival? Love you B truly.
Thanks Ms. B for that one…
And see here is an example of when less is more. Less of this mess.age would have sufficed. This just didn’t work, not sure what exactly we were going for here but the message just didn’t translate sorry Honey Boo Boo
And Finally these looks all came from the 2012 Met Gala so I would like to just say thank you for all the Honey Boo Boo’s that came out that night and made a strong attempt to be glamorous yet whimsical and daring but again the message was lost between the prep room and the red carpet. Maybe Next Year Right?
Last but not least we have the incomparable Ms. Kelly Clarkston..Can I just say “What the Hell” (say it like Whoopie)