It’s like really people is this supposed to be news worthy? I mean maybe if I express that the sky is green with as much intense jubilation and unending passion, and certain colorful expletives as the journalist reporting on the Jubilee did, then of course it can only make that statement absolutely true, right? Was this in fact England at it’s finest? Is this the most exciting thing to see? Should we all be kicking ourselves that we in fact did not bear witness to the Queen’s big day? I think I’ll live next!